Daisy is really taking her sweet time

You’ve been running panda sex simulator on a cluster for a solid month now according to Daisy’s input and she still hasn’t matched up any pandas! You feel like you’re getting close but you also have no idea if the effort is fruitless or just a step away from working, what do you do?

Keep Waiting

Try something Else

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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