Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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This was going to be a tough task, you once spent three hours two Christmas’s ago trying to explain how private encryption worked to your parents.
What do you do?
Give a thorough technical background for your field
Throw some terms and big math names around, try to sound important
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts