Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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You realize that you might have to back up and start going full on college lecture mode. They probably don’t understand what the frequency domain is, only to realize your family probably doesn’t know what a transform is, only to then realize that cousin Jeffrey looked real confused when you mentioned correlation and went over the formal definition for that as well.
Inevitably, your mother commented, “So where’s the part with the waves?”
It didn’t catch, what do you do?
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts
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