Your technical Jargon didn’t work

smiling woman wearing earrings and black collared top

Your family didn’t know what to think at all, your mom just looked at you lovingly and said. “Well you sound like you’re learning a lot, I’m proud of you.”

What do you do?

Give up

Try something else

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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