Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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“So is that like how different light is made up of different combinations of waves?” your uncle asked.
“Sort of but now really, we add the wavelet analysis functions together in a series and it defines more complicated functions, like notes on a piano,” you fell back on the first analogy.
“Because at the wave pool when we combine multiple waves on waves, we just get bigger waves.”
So close, what do you do?
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts