It Is Wednesday, My Dudes!

B McGraw

2 years ago

Croak Hopkins¹Polly Paddington²Lilly Wartingale Froghaus³

¹Department of Advanced Wednesday Studies, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA

²Pennsylvania Institute of Wednesday Analysis, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA

³Prince of Frogsylvania

WARNING: as of Thursday 15 February 2024, this paper is now under a retraction watch and should not be redistributed unless it is Wednesday

Abstract

Keywords and other Buzzwords: It, Is, Wednesday, My, Dudes, Machine Learning, Artificial Intelligence

1. Introduction

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2. Numerical Methods

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2.1 Time-Series Analysis

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Figure 1: Is it Wednesday Time-Series Analysis

2.2 Neural Network

Figure 2: It is Wednesday, my dudes Neural Network

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2.3 Multi-Variate Model

	Coef	Std err	t	P > \|t\|
It	2.50	0.05	50.00	1.01e-4
Is	1.75	0.08	58.33	2.32e-5
Wednesday	1.20	0.03	60.63	1.92e-6
My	0.90	0.01	92.11	8.12e-5
Dudes	0.6	0.01	64.81	1.16e-6

Table 1: It is Wednesday, my dudes!

3. Results and Discussion

4. Conclusion

5. About the Author

Figure 4: Dr. Croak Hopkins It is Wednesday My Dudes (Edited Eefjuhderooie, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons)

References

Hopkins, Croak et al., 2017 It is Wednesday, my dudes! :: Journal of Wednesdays
Hopkins, Croak et al., 2018 It is Wednesday, my dudes! :: Journal of Wednesdays
Hopkins, Croak et al., 2019 It is Wednesday, my dudes! :: Journal of Wednesdays
Hopkins, Croak et al., 2020 It is Wednesday, my dudes! :: Journal of Wednesdays
Hopkins, Croak et al., 2021 It is Wednesday, my dudes! :: Journal of Wednesdays
Hopkins, Croak et al., 2022 It is Wednesday, my dudes! :: Journal of Wednesdays
Hopkins, Croak et al., 2023 It is Wednesday, my dudes! :: Journal of Wednesdays

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