You become filled with Hatred

If this function had babies, you would try your hardest to make sure the public school in their district is under funded. You go home after work but ReIterateThroughDataBase GreaterThanZero(X,YIn,Params) keeps you up; all night long. It’s all you can think about. You have nightmares about it. The amount you talk about it started a fight with your girl friend and well, she’s not joining you for Thanksgiving this year. AND IT’s ONLY APRIL!

What do you do?

1. Lean into the hatred, give in. The hatred gives you FOCUS
2. Rewrite the function
3. Google it
4. Look at the function calling it
5. Look at the complicated function being called inside of ReIterateThroughDataBaseGreaterThanZero(X,YIn,Params)