You are stewing over this function when a coworker leans over and says, “Wow, you’ve been staring and cursing at that function for a really long time.”
“Yeah,” you reply. “I don’t know if I’ve ever hated anything quite like it in my entire life. It drives me, it makes me feel awful, yet, I can’t look away.”
“Let me ask you a question,” your coworker asks. “Have you heard of the story of Darth Python the Wise?”