Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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Norden Mk. XV Bomb Sight Integration for Strategic High Altitude Toy Delivery in a Hostile Christmas
In this paper, Santa equips his sleigh with the Norden Bombsight to fly high above German WW2 defenses and save Christmas
“How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish” out now for purchase!
It’s launch day for “How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish” and here’s a sneak peak
A Game Theoretic Approach to The Ultimatum
In this joint paper by the infamous Chad and Tiffany, they use the Gale-Shapely algorithm to optimize their matches on The Ultimatum TV Show
Bark Direction and Ranging (BarkDAR): A Barko-Location Method for Neighborhood Threat Surveillance
In this paper, Champ the dog invents a new BarkDAR method that locates threats by barking while running in circles!
Causal Links of Going Cuckoo and Cocoa Puffs Consumption in Children and Birds of Prey
By experimenting on a flock of trained falcons, RFK Jr. causally links eating Cocoa Puffs and going absolutely Cuckoo
Cover Reveal: How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish
Cover reveal of our upcoming feature book “How to prove anything” which will comprise of 30 absurd research papers!
Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters
In this paper we evaluate the propensity for electric e scooters to herd in inter-species clusters for protection against predators
How quarky are you? A Subatomic Personality Quiz
In this quiz you will find out which quark flavor you are based on personality, mass, spin, charge, and favorite color
Radioactive Heavy Metal Concentration in Blood Stream Linked to Control of Quantum Echoentangled Non-Newtonian Fluids
In this paper, we establish a positive correlation between heavy metal and radioactive blood to echoentanglement of non-newtonian fluids
I Know You Are But What Am I: A Brief Evaluation of the Aglisti Socio-Cultural Influence in a Post-Terran Society
In this paper, we evaluate humanities ability to integrate in the Aglisti race into Post-Terran society and not go crazy
Hopamine and Copamine: Novel Neurotransmitters
We report syntheses of hopamine and copamine, two recently discovered neurotransmitters of the phenethylamoan class.
The Metaphysical Manifestations of Missing Socks: A Longitudinal Study into Spatiotemporal Discrepancies and Intersock-ional Entanglement
By applying the quantum sock intanglement and lintropy principles this paper explains where your socks go when they go missing in the wash
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