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You go a Darwinism route? Wow…

Maybe this old classic could come back, maybe when nature takes out a creature you should let evolution do its thing.

“Now saving Dini’s life is just enabling all hamsters to not evolve into a creature that can survive a cat attack, maybe we should find a hamster that’s more fit and can run away from predatory cats? You’re basically going against Darwinism!”

“Are you calling Dini fat?”

“No I mean, didn’t you say he was—”

“ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT!”

That did not work, maybe lay off of the hamster body shaming next time. What do you do?

Use the ship of Theseus argument, a Dini copy wouldn’t be the same hamster when you think about it.

You’re messing with the natural order of the world; this could have huge butterfly effect consequences

The world is already populated with people and hamsters, shouldn’t you just take care of a new hamster?

Oh, give up, lets help her bring him back

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