“With how many Americans are on social security, that 74 cents adds up to a lot, we could have saved our government billions we could be using to get to Mars and become a inter planetary race! Fraud is fraud, and I have no room for interpretation. You missed an opportunity to uncover parasites in our system. Pack your bags”
Elon orders you out. He locks your computer and asks a couple of security guards to watch over you while you pack everything and head out. Sorry, you were unable to find Fraud 🙁
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