You drive into the town looking for supplies, it’s eirie and the roads are litered with corpses. You find a big block store that has to have supplies and against all your better judgement, you get out to load up on food and supplies amidst all the corpses.
As soon as you take one step into the parkinglot, the corpses start moving. Then they start standing up, then they start moving faster. Running back into your car you turn the key violently breaking it in the ignition in a panic stuck in the parking log, one zombie reaches through the glass and bites you before you can roll it up, safe.
You trouble shoot your car trying to teach yourself how to hot wire it with no instruction before you start feeling whoozie and have trouble breathing. Soon enough everything goes black as you become a zombie yourself.
If only you could have prevented Sarah from using Abstract voodoo mathematics to bring back her hamster and cause a zombie apocalypse!
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