You grab a tire iron and swing rapidly, but you don’t have the reach as the highwaymen do with their spears who stab you multiple times before you bleed out on the road. They ransack your things and hide your body and car before the next survivor drives by.
If only you could have prevented Sarah from using Abstract voodoo mathematics to bring back her hamster and cause a zombie apocalypse causing such a violent social breakdown!
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