Using a Loopy Belief Propagation network, the fine researchers of CLU were finally able to explain their grandparents online radicalization.
Category Archives: Computer Science
A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings
Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument
The Nihilistic Network Management Model: An Optimal Approach to Cybersecurity
The Nihilistic philosophy, while a terrible philosophy to live by, is a fantastic framework for a network management model. It balances flexible configuration management, performance while creating a secure network environment.
Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft
We created, developed, and tested a Quantum Computer specifically designed for a professional StarCraft 2 Zerg player. It was nearly unbeatable in online play.
Using GPT-2 To Optimize Twitter Bots for Maximum Virtue Signaling
In this paper, we developed a twitter bot using GPT-2 to optimize virtue signaling for a progressive target demographic.
There Can be No True Scottish Speech Recognition System
A speech recognition system is designed to interface with the Scottish. The design fails because the accent appears to be mathematically non-convergent.