NASA saves $1k on Perseverance iMac processor only to spend 200k on Apple Care
While the NASA engineers saved money by running Perseverance on a 1998 iMac processor they spent 200k on apple care that covers the space radiation of Mars
Ecological Impacts of Re-releasing Tourists into Yellowstone
This study has shown that reintroducing tourists into the fragile North American environment has caused a domino effect which will cause the eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano and end the Age of America.
Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch
Scientists have discovered flourishing life underneath an Illinois Bachelors couch. This discovery has baffled most experts as this couch hasn’t been moved in years and these creatures have been thriving and surviving on zero sunlight. There is still on going analysis as the scientists who made the discovery still don’t have any idea what theyContinue reading “Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch”
Dozens of Image Servers Destroyed in Artist Labor Solidarity
Artists destroy image servers to save their jobs from Open AI’s DALL-E trained neural network which creates artwork from a text prompt.
Cultural Discoveries from Ancient Assyrian Gilgamesh FanFiction
In a newly discovered library of Ancient Assyrian texts we find a many different Gilgamesh FanFictions for an Assyrian audience.
GME Galactic Federation Land Grab Foiled by Online Degenerates
The Galactic Federation is land grabbing retail stores through hedge funds to spread 5G across the world.
Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft
We created, developed, and tested a Quantum Computer specifically designed for a professional StarCraft 2 Zerg player. It was nearly unbeatable in online play.
Using GPT-2 To Optimize Twitter Bots for Maximum Virtue Signaling
In this paper, we developed a twitter bot using GPT-2 to optimize virtue signaling for a progressive target demographic.
Everything You Need to Know about the Polar Vortex Collapse
The Polar Vortex is here! Check out these useful tips and information to explain the phenomenon and keep you and your family safe from the cold and Wim Hof.
Technology for the new Space Force uniform didn’t even exist 10 years ago!
The wait is finally over, the newest branch of the U. S. Military has announced what their members will be called and wear (which is obviously more important than what they will “do”). The Guardians now have finally joined the family of Soldiers, Sailors, Airman, Marines and puddle pirates with headquarters at Patrick AFB, Florida.Continue reading “Technology for the new Space Force uniform didn’t even exist 10 years ago!”
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