Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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You get a little impatient and advance Lucy’s curriculum. She isn’t doing that much better. She’s still not figuring out any of her reward schema and the new more advanced panda datasets are confusing her even more. She hasn’t done anything reward worth in days! What do you do?
Punish Lucy for not doing well
Give Lucy a treat to remind her what it feels like to be a winner again
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts
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