Lucy doesn’t learn anything cause you pushed her too hard

Lucy has given up. You advanced the curriculum too much for her before even figuring out the first tricks. She wasn’t able to fit to any of the pandas data and the panda reproduction program went back to using the old algorithm since you weren’t able to get Lucy to perform. Now you don’t have a job and are stuck with a Q-Network learning model that’s too stressed to do anything. Feeling guilty, you keep Lucy around and feed her data to keep her going as a side project at home, but you know deep in your heart, you ruined her chance of being a successful working algorithm… She probably only has a few years left before aging out as every human years is about seven years in an RL lifetime.

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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