Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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As you try and come up with a scenario where a defensive team would run and notate each of the offensive plays according to each changing code at different intervals and you start confusing yourself while you get lost in your own analogy while attempting to keep it technically correct.
You begin losing your family’s attention, your mom leaves to go check on some food and your dad starts looking at scores from today’s games on his phone.
What do you do?
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts