Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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It’s not the end of the world if Robert thinks you’re a medieval alchemist. He’s kinda always been a weird guy. You decide to ignore it. This was when things got even worse and Robert started pitching you an idea where you take chemistry knowledge to start synthesizing meth like they did on breaking bad, he know’s a guy who knows a guy who could get the stuff out on the market and it would never trace back to you.
What do you do?
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts