You are cursed to forever chase the new Hawtness

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Maybe it’s best to fix what you have before chasing after the latest and greatest of trendy libraries. Once you begin chasing after cooler slicker libraries you find another newer and better one, then another, then another!

On and on, you are cursed by the chase. The grass just always seems greener in the other library. What it never replaces, is that bug shaped hole in your heart which is preventing your code from being useful.

If you want to redeem yourself, you can try again 🙁

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Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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