You Removed Corn Flake!

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Corn flake really didn’t like Ska. Removing him made your results look a lot better. It’s too bad though because now that the zoo keepers know that Corn Flake is such a quiet intellectual type, they’ve forced him to lead the book club. While he may have been interested in such a group, the next three books are by Jane Austin which is really not Corn Flake’s speed who would much rather read a Camus or a Dostoevsky. Luckily you still have a chance to stop this all from happening. What do you do?

Retract the research and give up

Choose another Chimp

Force Corn Flake to lead the book club and read Pride and Prejudice like some high school student just so that you can get published and go to that research trip to Boston

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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