You Removed Barnabas!

chimpanzee sitting on gray stone in closeup photography during daytime

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Unfortunately, word got out from your write up on Barnabas and he’s been sent to a maximum security monkey prison where he’ll rarely see the light of day. I guess that’s just what it takes to get research published these days. You still have time to stop it if you retract your statement. What do you do?

Retract the research

Publish anyway and send Barnabas to Monkey Prison

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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