“You can’t be serious. Ska is only the best type of music that was ever invented! It’s not just reggae music for white people, it’s more than that! Because of the simple upbeat two-tone rhythm, it’s been found to have all sorts of medicinal properties for chimps and I believe humans too. The reason it died in the 90s was because big Pharma didn’t want people to get better, they wanted everyone to stay sick so they could sell their expensive medication. You really should start watching my Youtube channel if you want to work for me. Do you want to keep asking silly questions and stand in the way of science, or do you want to help me bring in the future of medicine?”
Okay that’s weird and I didn’t know Ska was still a thing. But a job’s a job