Why Ska music? What type of silly Question is that?

“You can’t be serious. Ska is only the best type of music that was ever invented! It’s not just reggae music for white people, it’s more than that! Because of the simple upbeat two-tone rhythm, it’s been found to have all sorts of medicinal properties for chimps and I believe humans too. The reason it died in the 90s was because big Pharma didn’t want people to get better, they wanted everyone to stay sick so they could sell their expensive medication. You really should start watching my Youtube channel if you want to work for me. Do you want to keep asking silly questions and stand in the way of science, or do you want to help me bring in the future of medicine?”

Okay that’s weird and I didn’t know Ska was still a thing. But a job’s a job

Hard pass, this sounds really dumb

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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